Graham Burgess, sales manager at Orn Clothing and secret sticksman, gives quick fire responses to some weighty questions

Artie Pallari, owner of Fanela

How and when did you start your career in the imprintable garments industry?
1988 with Bourne Publicity. I used to supply Rank Xerox with their clothing range.

What’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you at work?
Arriving for my first day at Orn!

Which three words would your best friend use to describe your personality?
Loyal, nutty, raver.

What’s your favourite word or phrase?
I’m not happy!

Salt and vinegar or cheese and onion?

Which tune can’t you get out of your head at the moment?
Heatseeker (AC/DC)*.

What’s your hidden talent?

What’s your greatest ambition?
To catch a 30lb carp, personal best is 26lb at the moment.

What’s your guilty pleasure?

Is there another job that you’ve always wanted to do?
Ivor’s! [director at Orn Clothing]

Where is the best place you’ve ever visited?
Hong Kong.

Which gadget couldn’t you live without?

If you could ask one person (living or dead) one question, what would you ask?
My late friend Andy Walenski: ‘Why?’

* Fact: AC/DC’s original drummer was Colin Burgess (no relation)!

Update: Graham left Orn’s employment in February 2016

Graham’s personal best carp weighs in at 26lb.